Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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Murphy's laws about Commerce
19 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
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When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.
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Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.
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No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.
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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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One's willingness to do something is inversely proportional to: a) the need for it to be done, b) the number of people who are relying on that person to do it.
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Any item that you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock at the time you want to buy it.
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Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.
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The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.
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Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.
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