Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
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Murphy's laws about Advice
20 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about advice
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
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When in trouble change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses.
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If the salesperson says, all you have to do is... you know you're in trouble.
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In a critical situation, the most highly qualified clinician will offer the most advice and the least support.
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The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.
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The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.
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Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.
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The only people less likely to follow your advice than those who receive it unsolicited are those who ask for it.
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