There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nothing, contentment
Murphy's laws, page 37
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade
Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, life, contentment
Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration ofshit.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, time
Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, chance, respect, contentment
A half filled canteens a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fight, fire, fire brigade, contentment
If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body, contentment
There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: “When he's dead, you're dead, or both”.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body, contentment
You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
Complain about the rations all you want, but just remember; they could very well be your last meal so better enjoy it!
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war, ability, things
