Quotes about Work by Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.

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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

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The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

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If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.

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You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.

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Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work.

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Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.

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Antivirus systems only effectively work on a virus after given virus has passed its prime.

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In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended.

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.

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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

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People are always available for work in the past tense.

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At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

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Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

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Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.

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Tracers work both ways.

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All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

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Murphy's war laws: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

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