Quotes about School, page 4

At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

You never catch on until after the test.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

The porter will knock at the door at the most crucial point of the lesson.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school

Although reading the classics in Latin in school may be not as fulfilling as it would be at a more mature age, few scientists can afford the time for such diversion later in life.

Quote by George Andrew Olah about school

However, I spent most of my time in a Quaker school.

Quote by Brian De Palma about school

However, ironically, I was baptized Presbyterian, and went to a Quaker school for twelve years.

Quote by Brian De Palma about school

I did take a one semester course at NYU in production, but that was the only real film school experience I had.

Quote by Brian De Palma about school