Quotes about Rightness, page 9

Your Right, there is no Justice, Just Us.

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It only becomes a riot right after you show up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

Falling trees have the right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

The vehicle with most mass has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

The oldest or cheapest vehicle has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

The vehicle which has been in the most collisions has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.

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The vehicle with the most firearms on board either factual or suspected has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.

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The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

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If you say anything at all to a cowboy with blue hair, orange beard, wearing green, pink & yellow outfit it would be in your best interest to tell him he’s a right handsome looking buckaroo vaquero.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.

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Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't.

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Whenever you think your aim is right is not.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.

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Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness