Quotes about People, page 42

Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people

If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.

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Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.

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The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

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The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people

In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.

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Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

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A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.

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Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

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Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.

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The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.

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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

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According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message regardless of Operating System is ID 10T.

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The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.

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The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

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After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.

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Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.

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Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.

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Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.

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The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people