Quotes about Parents by Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents

The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents

When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents

After a concert, parents rave about the pop selection played and say nothing about the test piece.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents

Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents