Quotes about Mother, page 5

If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The more expensive the gift you give your mother, the longer she will "save" it before she uses it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

If a mother does not have an item, she will have the recipe or the directions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

Accomplishments are made possible by your mother - failures are your own fault.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

Never forget who rocked you as a baby. That's something else you will never be able to repay her for.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

Mother can always tell you a better way to do something after you've already done it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

No matter how small your mom is, she will always be bigger than you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The more you detest an item that belongs to your mother, the more likely it is that she will try to give it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

If you do it yourself, mom could have done it better. If mom does it, you should have done it yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

If the job of a mother is going smoothly, she thinks she isn't doing it well.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

There are always two sides to a story - the way it really happened and the way mother remembers it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother