Quotes about Mother, page 4

Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.

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Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.

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Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.

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Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.

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The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.

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If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.

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The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.

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If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.

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Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.

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Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.

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If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.

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Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.

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The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.

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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.

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All mother's have a How To manual. That's because they wrote the book.

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Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.

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Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.

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One mother is company, two is a psychic reading, three is a hen party, four is a bridge club.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother