Quotes about Education, page 3

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

Quote by Malcolm Forbes about education

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.

Quote by Sydney Harris about education

A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The problem child will be a school board member's son.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

New students come from schools that do not teach anything.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

Good students move away.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: weirdo rather than emotionally disturbed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The instructor's study hall be the largest in several years.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

Clocks will run more quickly during free time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

If the instructor teaches art, the principal will be an ex-coach and will dislike art. If the instructor is a coach, the principal will be an ex-coach who took a winning team to the state.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

There are no answers, only cross references.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education