Quotes about Day, page 11

No matter the length of warranty coverage, on the day that the warranty expires the car will break down.

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If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.

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Modern day cowboys really don’t roll their own, think about it.

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Modern day cowboys really do yell, YAHOO DOT COM.

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Modern day Stag grips really aren’t.

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Modern day real ivory grips really aren’t.

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On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

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If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.

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After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!

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A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.

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Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.

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You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.

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The CD drive will not be even detected only when you want to cull out information from some CD. Just the day before that, you would have been playing music and it would have worked fine. If the Drive is working the CD would be corrupt/Scratched.

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When its a busy day for you, all your colleagues would be chatting just outside your cabin.

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Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.

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The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.

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Only on the rarest of the days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance.

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After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.

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If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.

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If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...

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