Quotes about Day, page 10

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

The employee who has performed his duties faithfully and without fault for 5 years will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay - provided the profits allow it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day. A few were even awarded.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

C-4 can make a dull day fun.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated on your day off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Expect to get your pay raise the same day the hospital raises the parking rates and other charges.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after that post is filled by some semi qualified idiot.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Fire drills always occur on your day from hell.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

Schedule your days off to avoid working during full phases of the Moon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day