The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every...

Quote by Minnie Pearl about medicine, kiss, husband, bad, time

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The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

Quote by Minnie Pearl about medicine, kiss, husband, bad, time.

Minnie Pearl

Minnie Pearl 1912 - 1996, american musician

Life period: 1912 - 1996

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