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If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, body, contentment

If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall

All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, ability

There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work

Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad luck, real estate, bad

If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment

Betting on a stage is always a sucker’s bet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, chance, contentment

The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The United Nations cannot do anything, and never could, it is not an animate entity or agent, it is a place, a stage, a forum and a shrine. a place to which powerful people can repair when they are fearful about the course on which their own...

Quote by Conor Cruise O'Brien about nation, people

Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.

Quote by Madalyn Murray O'Hair about religion, history, idea, human imperfections

Society in every state is a blessing, but government, even in its best stage, is but a necessary evil, in its worst state an intolerable one.

Quote by Thomas Paine about society, state

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down, or speed up.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about death, speed, character, change, contentment

The staff, stage managers, ushers all behaved as if they respected the actors.

EQuote by Estelle Parsons about heads, actors

The part an actor played on stage was once written on a separate roll of paper.

Quote by Talcott Parsons about actors

Humanity should question itself, once more, about the absurd and always unfair phenomenon of war, on whose stage of death and pain only remain standing the negotiating table that could and should have prevented it.

Quote by Papa John Paul II about humanity, question, pain, absurd, war, death

Then I did Japanese Death Poem. I played seven or eight different characters. It's the most challenging thing I've ever done on stage.

Quote by Austin Peck about character, death, things

At this stage, what would be rewarding would be for audiences to want to watch.

Quote by Sean Penn