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No photojournalist is well dressed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about journalism, photography

No well dressed photographer is a photojournalist.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, journalism

Professional photographers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, world

The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: when animals are ready, when you're not.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, animals, nature, contentment

Same rule just substitute children.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, rules, children

Client Intelligence is a contradiction.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, customers, intelligence

There is no such thing as a perfect shoot.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, perfection, things

Flashes will fail as soon as you need them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, need, contentment

A clean and dry camera is a magnet for dust, mud and moisture.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, experience, need, contentment

The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, hierarchy, customers, self-control

The lens that falls is always the most expensive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

When you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, contentment, face

Bugs always want to land on the mirror during a lens swap.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need, moment, contentment

Your batteries will always go dead during a long exposure so with the shutter open.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

When you shoot the night away and never have to stop. Your film did not roll on to the take up reel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, night, film, contentment

Camera are designed with a built-in sensor, that senses the anticipation to develop the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

When the level of anticipation is highest, this sensor causes the back to flip open exposing the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

Lenses are attracted back to their source - hard rocks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, rocks