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When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, contentment, bad luck, good luck, time

Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research

No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, perfection, things

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, beginning, law

All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, law

Murphy was a grunt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about opinion

Murphy's mother told him so.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

Murphy's Law is unconstitutional, but will never be repealed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law

If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, reason, people

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money, contentment

The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, action

Nice guys (girls) finish last.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, end

The good ones die first.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, death, good, good luck

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time, contentment