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C-4 can make a dull day fun.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, day

There is no such thing as a fair fight, only ones where you win or lose.

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If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils. If you lose you don't care.

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Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem.

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Always make sure someone has a can opener.

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Prayer may not help, but it can't hurt.

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Flying is better than walking. Walking is better than running. Running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is, technically, a form of flying.

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If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

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Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is Not A Good Idea!

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When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic.

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Military Intelligence is not a contradiction in terms, Light Infantry is!

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Proximity factor: The need for relief is directly related to the distance of the relief station.

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Always keep one bullet in the chamber when changing your magazine.

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In peacetime people say: War is Hell. In combat, under fire from artillery, airplanes, or whatever, a soldier thinks, War is really really really LOUD as Hell!

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If you can think clearly, know exactly what's happening, and have total control of a situation in combat, then you're not in combat.

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When you get the coveted 1,000 yard stare, don't forget about the enemy who is 30 yards away and about to pop your ass.

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Stay away from officers in combat, they're clever decoys for noncoms.

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If you think you don't need something for your combat load for an OP PLAN, you'll probably wish you had it after the shit hits the fan in combat.

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Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

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Failure of plan A will directly affect your ability to carry out plan B.

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