The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people, contentment
The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, companies, people
The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, contentment
If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, thinking, sex, mind, people
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all errors until the next person is fired or quits.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people, error
You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment, people
The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, work
The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of functions in his pocket calculator.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about authority, numbers, people
A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness
The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal, is directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, difficulties, chance, people
There are only very few people with less of a grasp on tactics than your enemies. Your militiamen are some of them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, people
The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people
The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he ownsQuote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, people
To be a successful person, you need to succeed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, need, contentment
A person who writes a law has never experienced it before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, people
In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, people, contentment
The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people