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Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people

A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, people

The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, idea, people

The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, people, contentment

According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message regardless of Operating System is ID 10T.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, common sense, people

The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers, people

The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use, people, contentment, time

After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use, people

Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, people

A computer is only as smart as the person using it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, people

Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rules, people

The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about responsability, people, prison, bad

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, people

People are always available for work in the past tense.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, past

People don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mistake, people

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, authority, numbers

The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, people, meetings, idea, bad luck, rightness, bad

The pressure of responsibility taking a difficult decision is the result of a division between its importance and the number of participant persons.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about responsability, people, numbers

One's willingness to do something is inversely proportional to: a) the need for it to be done, b) the number of people who are relying on that person to do it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, people, numbers, need