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The worst bugs in your program will show up only during the final review.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, real estate

90% of a programmer errors come from data from other programmers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error

After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use, people

A virus will be erased when the hard drive crashes, making it useless for antivirus program to fix it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A program that compile on the first run has an error in the algorithm.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error

When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, nature

Equal Oppertunity programs aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a black out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, contentment

When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment

If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name, being

At least one name will be left off the concert programme.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name

Indeed, the federal government allocates about $185 billion in programs and services based on population figures provided by the Census Bureau.

Quote by Tom G. Palmer about guvernement

I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government.

Quote by Sarah Jessica Parker about opinion, family, things, people

Funding and maintaining programs from Head Start to Pell Grants must be a high priority.

Quote by Ed Pastor about heads

We also have a program in place for low income people. A family of four making $26,000 a year can receive medical coverage, irrespective of citizenship or what documents.

Quote by George Pataki about family, people

I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer.

Quote by Robert Patterson about computers

The Woman's Party is made up of women of all races, creeds and nationalities who are united on the one program of working to raise the status of women.

Quote by Alice Paul about woman

Astonishingly, American taxpayers now will be forced to finance a multi-billion dollar jobs program in Iraq. Suddenly the war is about jobs. We export our manufacturing jobs to Asia, and now we plan to export our welfare jobs to Iraq, all at the...

Quote by Ron Paul about home, americans, war

I entered the physics doctoral program in Columbia University in the autumn of 1950.

Quote by Martin Lewis Perl about opinion, physics, autumn