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If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.

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The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.

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Every non-trivial program has at least one bug .

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Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another “unrelated” part is modified.

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A “debugged” program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.

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A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.

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A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.

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A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

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Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory, contentment

If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.

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If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes.

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The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.

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Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

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Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code.

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Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, writing

The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.

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The longer it takes to download a program the more likely it won't run.

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A program is good when it's bug free - which is impossible.

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The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time