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Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, name

As soon as you've ordered the pizzas, 25 patients show up at the ER registration desk along with three ambulances all with cardiac arrests!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

Ten seconds after you have finished giving a complete bed bath and changing the bed, the patient has a giant code brown.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

If a patient needs four pills, the packet will contain three.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

When the nurse on the preceding shift has surrounded the patient with absorbent pads, the code brown will hit every sheet and miss every pad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

When you are starting an IV on an uncooperative patient, or dealing with a huge code brown, there is a phone call for you and it's that crabby physician that you have been paging all morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

Don't place bets on the glucose level of an unresponsive patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

You cannot institute a surcharge for unruly or surly patients.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

Any patient, when given the option of either going to Jail or going to the Hospital by a Police Officer, will always be inside the Ambulance before you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, police, contentment

Any patient who chooses to go to Jail instead of the Hospital has probably been in my rig in the past.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, past

I tell my brethren in Palestine be patient and continue your blessed struggle, we did not forget you. We are still healing another wound in the Muslim nation, which is the occupation of our land by the Americans. Your battle and ours are one and...

Quote by Mohammed Omar about politics, fight, americans, nation, contentment

The patient who pins his hope on the medicament is not a Christian, but he who puts his hope in God is a Christian.

Quote by Paracelsus about religion, christianity, hope, god

The physician must give heed to the region in which the patient lives, that is to say, to its type and peculiarities.

Quote by Paracelsus about science

I'm a better listener than I thought I ever would be when I was growing up, I'm a lot less patient than I ought to be at times with people.

Quote by Michael Parkinson about people, thinking

It goes without saying that the desire to accomplish the task with more confidence, to avoid wasting time and labour, and to spare our experimental animals as much as possible, made us strictly observe all the precautions taken by surgeons in...

Quote by Ivan Pavlov about animals, respect, time

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.

Quote by William Penn about friendship

A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.

Quote by William Faulkner about opinion, contentment

If for understanding someone you need to listen patiently his or her story, for understanding an interpreter means listening to his music.

Quote by Madalina Manole about music, need, contentment

All languages and secrets and all sciences are nothing without love, which is generous, patient, passive, harmless, unwilling of honors, endures everything, believes in everyone, always is hoping and is defeating.

Quote by Henryk Sienkiewicz about nothing, love