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The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, home, house, contentment

No matter how small your mom is, she will always be bigger than you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

The more you detest an item that belongs to your mother, the more likely it is that she will try to give it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

If you do it yourself, mom could have done it better. If mom does it, you should have done it yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children, bad luck, bad, good, good luck, contentment, people

The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, memory, things, contentment

The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, joke

Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing, contentment

If the job of a mother is going smoothly, she thinks she isn't doing it well.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

There are always two sides to a story - the way it really happened and the way mother remembers it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

Mothers always know. We don't know how - they just do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children

If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, people, contentment

Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children, things

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, things

Fusible interfacings always fuse to the iron.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The serge only eats the customer's garment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment