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You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment

You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about lotto, numbers, games, beginning, change, people, contentment

The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment

Your spouse wins, then leaves you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Whoever wins either is already rich or has won at least once before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wealth

Lotto is the answer, the only answer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about lotto

When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, need, contentment

When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you bring the stroller they will want to walk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children

A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food, day, children

The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people

If I make a mess you must clean it up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If I broke it, its your fault.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about dance, day

The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, time

As soon as the snow suit, and all of the paraphernalia that accompanies, is on the child will have to use the bathroom.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, use