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Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

Quote by Whoopi Goldberg about nothing

I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs.

Quote by Elton John about drugs, work

The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, chance, time

Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, work

The sewing machine light usually burns out on Sunday.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

The coffee machine will be empty, when you need coffee most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

We really need it because Microsoft keeps releasing sloppier and sloppier software that needs a faster and faster machine, the speed is crazy.

Quote by Ken Olsen about computers, speed, need

Make the people sovereign and the poor will use the machinery of government to dispossess the rich.

Quote by C. Northcote Parkinson about people, wealth, use

I was 17 and just learning what high fidelity was, what good sound was, and learning the mechanics of tape machines. It was a real education, going right from the consumer end to the record factory.

Quote by Alan Parsons about teaching, fidelity, education, rightness, real estate, end, good, good luck

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age.

Quote by Bertrand Russell about admiration, ideology, age, olderness, power

The most simiklar two households equipments are the washing machine and TV set. The first one washes clothes and second one brains. RightWords Translation

Quote by Corneliu Vadim Tudor about aphorisms, clothes

If a machine could sing, it would sound like an electric guitar.

Quote by Roger Vernon Scruton about opinion

Computer: The new time machine.

Quote by Costel Zăgan about computers, time

Although things are never what they seem to be, this mistery is the machinery that gets in motion the most precious gift - imagination!

Quote by Maria Pal about mistery, gifts, imagination, things