Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking
It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The longer it takes to download a program the more likely it won't run.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, water
Inverse Rule of Contracts: the smaller the dollar amount of a contract the longer it will take to negotiate.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, rules
The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight
The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper gets.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Your batteries will always go dead during a long exposure so with the shutter open.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography
No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it when exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film
As long as stupidity remains epidemic, you have job security.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, stupidity, security
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: the two cars are going in opposite directions, and they will always meet at the bridge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, time
If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time
If used, sun block will always get into your eyes while shooting the longest and most difficult stage.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, sun, eyes
45 long Colts will go thru the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, good, good luck
On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end, sleep, heads, night, day