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The only time an easy shot can be called easy is after it’s been hit.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time

Golf carts used as gun carts are still golf carts and we all know what that means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, spring, dark, need, contentment

Electric powered gun carts don’t really need push handles.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, need

The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Gun safes really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

A safe gun is really an oxymoron.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Only morons consider a safe gun exclusively safe.

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Mulligan’s in CAS do not exist and should never be called out by the shooter.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

And last but not least, All cowboys really do have more fun.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, people, contentment

Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, contentment

Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, instinct, force, police

The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, good, good luck, contentment

The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.

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The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, contentment

If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.

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Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment