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All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, tenants

An RV transporting 6 cowboys and their equipment to an annual CAS meet is really an RT - Rolling Thunder.

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38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, lie, death

38s really aren’t mouse guns; their hands are too small to reach the trigger.

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All cowboys who wear a shot shell, bra belt also know all the Broadway show tunes.

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All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother

Gen. George Patton really did say that about pearl grips and it‘s true.

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Elvis, dressed like a cowboy in white leather, really has been seen at EOT.

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If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment, people

No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, good, good luck, contentment

Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.

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All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.

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Spurs really do help in obtaining more traction for action.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action, help

Just like guns, spurs really can lock up.

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Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.

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Two holsters worn on same side always makes a cowboy a switch hitter.

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Not all cowboys can operate a jig but they all know how to dance to one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance

If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.

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