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Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid.

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The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.

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The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.

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No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed.

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If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.

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The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime.

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The important things are always simple.

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The simple things are always hard.

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The easy ways are always blocked.

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The short cuts are always under construction by the post engineers.

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Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.

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When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.

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Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic.

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It only becomes a riot right after you show up.

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If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.

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No street-wise unit ever passed inspection.

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No inspection-ready unit ever makes it on the streets.

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The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.

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Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.

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Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.

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