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Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.

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The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.

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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

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At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.

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Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

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In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.

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Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

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You never catch on until after the test.

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The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.

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The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.

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The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.

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The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.

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The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

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You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.

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The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.

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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.

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Dewey was drunk when he made the decimal system.

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When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.

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