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Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education, teachers, children

The problem child will be a school board member's son.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, school, children

When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, meetings

New students come from schools that do not teach anything.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education

Good students move away.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, education, good, good luck

When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: weirdo rather than emotionally disturbed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, school

The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, union, teachers

The instructor's study hall be the largest in several years.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, time

Clocks will run more quickly during free time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, absent, tests, day

If the instructor teaches art, the principal will be an ex-coach and will dislike art. If the instructor is a coach, the principal will be an ex-coach who took a winning team to the state.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, art, magic, state

Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, beginning, law

There are no answers, only cross references.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, students, contentment

Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, waste, students, time

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, tests, education

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, tests, contentment