There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, home
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, day
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, meetings, beginning
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about error, companies, human imperfections
In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, attack, rules
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about error
The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about responsability, people, prison, bad
There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, rightness
The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about companies, name
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, good, good luck, contentment
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, people
People are always available for work in the past tense.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, past
People don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mistake, people
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, authority, numbers