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Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.

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The troubleshooting guide contains the answer to every problem except yours.

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Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.

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No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.

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You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...

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You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.

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75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows.

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If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.

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The quickest way to shutdown a PC is to unplug it.

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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.

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Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.

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A virus will be erased when the hard drive crashes, making it useless for antivirus program to fix it.

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The problem always exists between one keyboard and it's respective chair.

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A program that compile on the first run has an error in the algorithm.

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Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.

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The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.

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The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.

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The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.

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A computer is only as smart as the person using it.

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If it ain't broke, Overclock it!

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