In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible, nothing, man
If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about truth, faith, contentment
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about genius, limits, stupidity
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, destruction, civilization
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, events, meetings
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, failure
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, people
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, impossible, things
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, hell