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Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food

Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food

A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people

We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about brain, contentment

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wisdom, contentment

Things are never as good as they are bad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, good, good luck

Chaos always wins, because it's better organized.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chaos

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction, contentment

Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, life

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, change, contentment

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about optimism

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, good, bad

Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep head.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day, contentment

When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment