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The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people

Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, thinking, contentment

All good altmodes are taken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck

Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with it's 10+ stat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Cybertronian Marksmanship is an oxymoron.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city, family, home, war, world

Shoot them all, let Primus sort them out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sky, contentment

When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If your leader carries a big cannon on his right arm, respectfully request a transfer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness

Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about writers, war, contentment, end

The typical job interview will begin with, so, what cultural stereotype do you represent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more powerful your altmode, the longer and easier to interrupt your transformation will be.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

Every character has an aspect that can and will be insulted and ridiculed at length.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about character

When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, perfection, contentment

Players will always find the hidden flaw in your master plan.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being, time

The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, being, time

If it is absolutely vital that the players notice something, they will not.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If it is absolutely important that players do not use meta-game knowledge, they will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, knowledge, use