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When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about army, city, contentment

Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, old, olderness, contentment

If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

Never count on even mortally wounded enemies missing you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about leadership, good, good luck, contentment

After spending five minutes hunting down the last enemy, he'll flee the sector.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies

If you lose a merc through death or end of contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and be forced to leave behind his/her heavy gear: This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert who carried a few LAWs and your mortar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about death, end, contentment

As soon as the enemy puts just one more square of distance between you and him, your previous hyperfrag sniper rifle with laser sight, telescopic sight, bipod and extended barrel will spray bullets all around him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment

Regeneration Boosters, Explosives and enough ammo. Pick two.

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No matter how good your lock picking expert gets, the locks get better.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck

There are only very few people with less of a grasp on tactics than your enemies. Your militiamen are some of them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, people

The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, work, contentment

Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't moving, but everyone has a different theory.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

The Game Master is never on ICQ.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games

Neither are any of the other players.

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The impossibility of slapping someone silly over the net is not recognized as potential weak point that requires careful consideration, but abused as if there was no tomorrow.

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The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about criminals, present, god, contentment

Nobody is lazy; they're busy perfecting their posts they will make really soon, which will be totally awesome.

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You'll either be overrun by newbie's who have totally cool original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left totally deserted without players.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, day, being, contentment