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If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, trap, day, contentment

The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, contentment

It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment, time

Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light

The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitly creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fiction, man

If you are early, the bus will be late.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you are late to the bus-station, the bus will be on time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time, contentment

If you must take a bus there's a strike.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

Irrespective time and route, the city buses are always crowded.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, city, time

The last person on the bus always wants the last stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, people

When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment, time

Every dork in the world wants to make stupid conversation and wont get of the bus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, conversation, world

When walking to a bus stop, if you'll look back to see if the bus is coming, it won't, if you won't look back, the bus will pass you just as you'll reach the bus stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, trap, contentment, time

No matter who you sit next too they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, conversation, contentment

No matter which side the buckle is on; spurs can be put on backwards and upside down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The whiter the hat the deeper the mud hole that it falls into.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when you have on your tight fitting, dress boots.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, night, contentment

If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, light, things

All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, humor, common sense, sense