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The vehicle which has been in the most collisions has automatic right of way.

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The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has automatic right of way.

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The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.

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The vehicle with the most firearms on board either factual or suspected has automatic right of way.

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Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.

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If there is no traffic there will be roadwork.

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Shortest distance between 2 points is by 4X4.

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Mud pools are always deeper then they appear.

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The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little to short to reach a good hold.

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Mud tends to go where you do not want it to go.

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The tyre will will blow when in the middle of the mud.

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The heavier the car the deeper it sinks.

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There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud.

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The bigger the tires the deeper the track.

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The tire blows at that time in which it is most needed.

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Water always is deeper then it appears.

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Your snorkel is always that inch to short when it comes down to taking a dive.

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A 4X4 is is twice the fun of a 2WD and costs the same.

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No matter where you go you always cut corners.

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Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.

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