Quotes by Russell Baker about Objects

3 quotes by Russell Baker about objects

Russell Baker American Journalist

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into...

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Quote by Russell Baker about objects

Objects can be classified scientifically into three major...

Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Quote by Russell Baker about objects

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and...

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

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