Murphy's laws about Thinking

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

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Procedures should not be used as a substitute for thought.

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The first person in line when the clinic opens will not require urgent care. The sickest person will arrive 5 minutes before closing: I thought I'd feel better.

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Free thought is a capital crime.

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If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.

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Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.

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The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.

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