Murphy's laws about Rain

9 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about rain

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the...

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

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If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are...

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

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A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

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A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and...

A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and rain.

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Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining...

Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.

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The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, ...

The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

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Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that...

Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.

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Rain always happens when on a hike.

Rain always happens when on a hike.

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When you're riding a bike - it will rain.

When you're riding a bike - it will rain.

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