Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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Murphy's laws about Money
11 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about money
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
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When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.
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After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.
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If you have a little extra money to blow, something will break, and cost more than that little extra.
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Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.
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When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.
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Spending enough time and money, all human behavior can be psychologically explained.
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