Murphy's laws about Irony
21 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about irony
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
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Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
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When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.
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Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.
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If you don't want it, there is plenty of it; If you really need it, they're all out of it.
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The more you like a product, the more likely it will be discontinued.
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The one time you didn't make a copy of your 1040, that's the one the IRS did not receive.
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Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.
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All urgent and critical reports are handed out on Friday evening and are due first thing Monday morning.
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You pay peanuts and you get monkeys. In some organizations you pay doughnuts and you still get monkeys.
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Any item that you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock at the time you want to buy it.
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If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.
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The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.
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