Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.
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Murphy's laws about Help
11 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about help
Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.
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Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.
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When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.
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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.
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Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.
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Gun carts are addictive, the only known cure is to build a factory and hire help for the mass production of your last and perfect cart.
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When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.
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