Murphy's laws about Heads
28 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about heads
No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.
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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
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The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.
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The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.
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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
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You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
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Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.
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The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.
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One learns at least as much about management from poor managers as from good ones.
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Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Boss is watching.
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If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.
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If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
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