Murphy's laws about Death
10 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about death
Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
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In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.
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Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.
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Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.
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Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.
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The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run.
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