Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.
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Murphy's laws about Computers, page 6
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The troubleshooting guide contains the answer to every problem except yours.
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No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.
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You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.
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75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows.
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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.
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Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.
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A virus will be erased when the hard drive crashes, making it useless for antivirus program to fix it.
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The problem always exists between one keyboard and it's respective chair.
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A program that compile on the first run has an error in the algorithm.
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Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.
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The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.
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The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.
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The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.
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If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.
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