Murphy's laws about Companies

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about companies

One mother is company, two is a psychic reading, three is a hen party, four is a bridge club.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about companies

The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about companies

The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about companies