Murphy's laws about Companies

6 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about companies

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To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

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The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the...

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.

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Ament's Second Law of Corporate Survival: Duck.

Ament's Second Law of Corporate Survival: Duck.

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One mother is company, two is a psychic reading, three is...

One mother is company, two is a psychic reading, three is a hen party, four is a bridge club.

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The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

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The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.

The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.

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